You Know You're Back in Portland When:

1. The airport toilets have a water conserving flush option.
2. Every man ages 20 to 35 has either scruff or a beard.
3. Every other car on the highway is a Subaru.
4. Every other Subaru is mud splattered and the driver thinks it's bad***.
5. It's been three days, and you still haven't seen the sun.
6. The flannel shirt section of H&M is completely picked over.
7. People downtown ask you to sign a petition to legalize marijuana.
8. It's raining outside, but no one is carrying an umbrella or seems to care.

Welcome back to the PNW.