Things I am Thinking About Today:

1. To the men at BYU, boxer butt is bad enough, but garment butt is 100 times worse. Please pull your pants up.
2. I think I speak for the women of BYU when I say that I am really glad that November is over.
3. I ruin everything when it comes to relationships. I am like a parasitical infection that devours and consumes any potential of happiness.
4. I really want to make fudge, and then eat the whole batch.
5. Next semester when I'm gone, I will probably get really depressed, not talk to anyone, and then lose the ability to tactfully communicate with people. I'll probably acquire Asperger's.
6. I think PMS affects me a lot.