Brandon Flowers -- Crossfire

Such a beautiful song.

Reasons to learn Dutch and move to the Netherlands:

1. I love Dutch patriotism. I'm always kind of envious when I see the Dutch decked out in orange. I have wanted a good excuse to join them in their vermillion pride for a long time now.
2. I could meet and marry gorgeous Dutch gold-medal winning speed skater Sven Kramer and have lovely Dutch children. See picture below. Who wouldn't want to stalk around Amsterdam looking for the 6'1" god with rock hard thighs?

Reasons not to learn Dutch and move to the Netherlands:
    1. If I feel short here, I'm going to feel like a hobbit child over there.

I will never stop watching this show:

Bill, you're my favorite.