Georg is coming out!

For all of you who have been following my medical saga, the surgery is on again. It is scheduled for May 7th at Oregon Health and Science University in Portland. In two months, I will be cut open and my sweet, but pesty tumor, Georg, will be scooped out. Goodbye to my perfectly formed stomach, hello five-inch scar. I will be in the hospital two to four weeks after the surgery and then resting at home for the rest of the summer.

Do think of me, my loved ones. Do not forget me while I waste away from boredom at home. I will be reading lots of books and welcome any suggestions.

I love you all, and if I do not survive, please tell the world how much I loved cats. Please start a cat charity in my name.

Thanks.

At least the hospital is literally in one of the prettiest parts of Portland.

Graphic of the panc. It's probably the ugliest organ in the body.

I honestly think I suck at life.

However, in other news, I really like this song:

In honor of Emily:

There is not anyone like you in the world. I mean that. Emily, I miss you tons. There is no one else who makes me laugh like you do. In honor of you, I thought I would share the assortment of Richard Armitage memes we made. Remember this? Because I do. And I still cannot stop laughing about them.