30 January 2010

Reasons Why Owl City Sucks:


  • It is whiny.
  • Adam Young needs to take a shower and needs to stop matting his hair to his forehead.
  • People compare him to the Postal Service.
  • He tries to be Ben Gibbard.
  • Lightning bugs can't hug people.
  • His lyrics are super pretentious.
  • His lyrics are just a bunch of words thrown together meaninglessly.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    He's going bald. It's a comb over.

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  2. DebbieFebruary 6, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    Whatever it is. It's gross and greasy, and needs to go.

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