Rules to Follow When Debbie is PMSing:

To be adhered to once a month, especially semi-annually when she tranforms into a full-fledged hormonal PMS monster. (a.k.a. these next few days.)

1. Do not joke about the monster, only I can joke about her.
2. Do not play Owl City.
3. Do let me get my sleep.
4. Do not make any comment about weight, size, or pimples.
5. Do not be obviously nice or try to cheer me up, or I will probably eat you.
6. Do make brownies.

I need more of this.

Captain Picard

Sometimes I watch Next Generation just to listen to his voice.

Brandon Flowers -- Crossfire

Such a beautiful song.

Reasons to learn Dutch and move to the Netherlands:

1. I love Dutch patriotism. I'm always kind of envious when I see the Dutch decked out in orange. I have wanted a good excuse to join them in their vermillion pride for a long time now.
2. I could meet and marry gorgeous Dutch gold-medal winning speed skater Sven Kramer and have lovely Dutch children. See picture below. Who wouldn't want to stalk around Amsterdam looking for the 6'1" god with rock hard thighs?

Reasons not to learn Dutch and move to the Netherlands:
    1. If I feel short here, I'm going to feel like a hobbit child over there.

I will never stop watching this show:

Bill, you're my favorite.

Mmm... white tie tuxes.

So today, I was walking past my brother's room. I quickly peeked in to see if he was in there. He wasn't, but this was his computer screen.