To be adhered to once a month, especially semi-annually when she tranforms into a full-fledged hormonal PMS monster. (a.k.a. these next few days.)
1. Do not joke about the monster, only I can joke about her.
2. Do not play Owl City.
3. Do let me get my sleep.
4. Do not make any comment about weight, size, or pimples.
5. Do not be obviously nice or try to cheer me up, or I will probably eat you.
6. Do make brownies.
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