Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives:

My friend recently told me that my life resembled the life of someone on Days of Our Lives: romantic weekends with foreign lovers, operations on rare tumors, and travels to exotic places. All I need now is a hot male nurse/doctor to fall in love with me while I'm in the hospital. Maybe we can have a steamy affair in the middle of the night in the nurse's break room. And then we'll run away together at the end of the summer and marry in Monaco.

Well, a girl can dream.

Mmm a young George Clooney could definitely speed along my recovery.
Although ER reruns will probably have to suffice.