Me: Hey, can I go to this concert with a guy I met in Seattle on Saturday?
Mom: Yes, that's fine as long as you're nice.
Me: What? I am always nice to you!
Mom: Not me. Be nice to the boy.
Me: Are you saying I'm not nice to boys?
Dad: We know you're not nice to boys. Why do you think you they don't ask you out?
Mom: Well... we are a little concerned.
Oh, great. I'm a meanie.
Classic.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest part is that you probably won't get to the carnal treasure or drugs part because the nice thing will be too difficult.