Tales from Committee 1C: Global Security, as recorded by Jacob Moss:

Jacob utilized his notepad by writing down favorite quotes and letters to various delegates during Thursday evening's debate. They are funny enough to post here:

• "Please sit alphabetically." - Committee Chair

"You mean, like A to Z?" - A delegate.

• During roll call, the committee chair called, "The Republic of Korea," to which the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea), interjected: "I object, the Republic of Korea doesn't actually exist due to a formality!"

• "It's common sense, terrorism needs to be dealt with, so, uh, it's common sense." - A delegate.

• "Could we get a warning before something idiotic comes out of his mouth?" - A annoyed delegate in response to idiotic statements from another delegate.

• A letter by Jacob to his Committee Chair:

Dear representative lady chick director,
You have a hot face, and nice cleavage. Your hair looks soft and your lips look... comfy. But you've got a muffin top and your butt's too big. Lose 10 lbs. and I'll think about it.
Love, Jacob.

• A letter by Jacob to the North Korean delegate:

Dear Korea representative,
Whoops, I mean the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. You grew out your hair, you have lamb chops, you have glasses. I like your quirky personality, but please, save it for your WOW buddies.
Love, Jacob.

• A letter by Jacob to the U.S. delegate:

Dear United States representative,
Good job, everyone here hates the U.S. for some reason. But you always combat those attacks with intelligence and confidence. Thank you.
Love, Jacob.

• To his Committee chair, again:

Dear representative lady chick director,
You look flustered, I could help you relax. ;)
Love, Jacob.

• And again:

Dear representative chick lady director chick,
I just realized that you are funny. Do you need someone to get you a refill on that smoothie?
Love, Jacob.

Who knew that Jacob could be so funny? And for the record, he is a very good friend for sticking out Model UN through thick and thin until the end.